The Day I Got Body-slammed by a Giant Bowling Ball...

On Sat, i went to MOS with my friends, and we were seating at this table in 54 (the retro room), when this really big-sized Indian guy came walking towards the bar behind us..

You know the kind of feeling, "bu4 xiang2 de4 yu4 gan3" - it's exactly that feeling... The minute i saw him, i just had a feeling something was gonna happen...

True enough, the next minute, he basically stumbled and slammed into me, knocking me into the table, and then he fell under the table.

?!?!?!

Seriously, he fell UNDER the table........ and he remained there.

I had this urge to throw the remains of my drink down... -_-" (ah.. too 'zek arh' la, so didn't la, dun worry..)

Then this bartender, quite well built and tall, came around to try help him up. Hmmm... why i use the word 'try' ne... Eh, i saw both the guy and the bartender using their strength, but just couldn't budge lo... Heh.... ya, the guy was quite seriously wasted...

Well, anyway, finally, he was up, and managed to make the few steps to the bar safely. Then he started talking to this couple at the bar, and the poor gal was between him and her boyfriend, her expression was seriously tortured... Poor thing leh.. I think she was apprehensive, afraid he will lose his balance.... =P

Oh well, his 'guest appearance' turned what would have been a normal clubbing night into something memorable.. Hahahaha.....